By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 977
You deserved it 8 331

Same thing different taste

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stevenJB 25

Maybe you should've figured out WHY he was the creepy guy at work. XD

perdix 29

In Google Translate from English to Creepy Guy, "Good Morning" means "We're married, take me!"


stevenJB 25

Maybe you should've figured out WHY he was the creepy guy at work. XD

crazytwinsmom 25
WrongRomance 11

You can never be friendly to creepy people. They don't forget that you were, and they expect it every time.

Zimmington 21

68- Why is it his fault? She was obviously coming on to him with her sly flirty "niceness"

SharnaaaBanana 22

Well, I mean, I guess it's still something you can be fluttered about? ^_^

SharnaaaBanana 22

Fluttered still works! "That butterfly in your stomach feeling.". But a creepy butterfly, maybe with fangs.

Why would anyone feel flattered by that?

Yeah I don't think she's flattered by a creepy guy trying to unhook her bra. It's really not a compliment.

spekledworf 18

Sexual harassment is very flattering!

SharnaaaBanana 22

Ikr^ Sorry my comment was a bit stupid haha.

thats what you get for saying "hi" to the creepy guy at work. lesson learned.

Oh boy. Duck lips and fingers extended. What more could a guy ask for?

Don't forget the mirror picture even though the phone has 2 cameras

105- clearly the duck face is at the top of the "attractive moves" list. A guy can't ask for much more than that!

Make sure creepy guy doesn't follow you home after work. Just in case, adopt a German Shepherd ASAP!

I feel like you're advertising considering you have a German Shepherd in your profile pic

Why a German Shepherd? Why not a Chihuahua? They're pretty helpful too.

Advertising what?! I'm a German Shepherd & I believe in protecting people.

I must strongly discourage the employment of a wolf-related canine species in this case. This is obviously not for personal reasons, as there is nothing that could indicate that I have a problem with these stinky annoying loud cathunting... with dogs, but rather because I consider a dog to not be an appropriate response to this situation. Instead I suggest doing it like the Egyptians by praying to and worshipping cats, so that their divine glory can lend you protection.

Dogs are alright, but cats are where it's ats. Dogs like German Shepards, any big dog really, are just as likely to hurt you as any attacker, if you don't have the right bond with them. They can also attack for reasons we don't understand. Cats do the same thing, but they max out at about 25-30lbs.( Of fat mostly). Cats and small dogs alike still have abilities like pest control and acting as a living alarm, cats especially elongate your lifespan depending on a few factors. Anyway, if I have a pet and put so much love into them, I don't want them to be able to kill me when they're in a mood, so cats rule.

52 - I'm pretty sure that cats kill their owners all the time, they're just smart enough to never get caught, so that's why you never hear about it. Cats are evil serial killers. I love my cat, but I'm pretty damn sure that he's plotting to kill me.

And suddenly we're talking about cats instead of the creepy guy?

59, rule of the Internet: Every discussion inevitably drifts towards cats.

Well maybe the creepy guy has a pet cat. Or he might have 12, because you can never have too much of a good thing, right?

jem970 19

I love my cats but this is taking it to far... I have a large dog who wouldn't hurt a fly so generalizing all big dogs is just mean. P.S. if that was sarcasm on comments 42 and 52 sorry I missed it.

I must inquire as to why you believe German Shepherds are more "wolf related" than any other dog breed?

All dogs are wolf related. But. German Shepard is just an awesome dog that puts its own life before its packs. (Your family). Cats... Well... There is a reason you never see signs saying beware of house cat.

Exactly... because the cats stole all of those signs. Evil little critters. They're hellbent on world domination, I tell you! BE AFRAID!

A good deed - letting the creepy guy at work touch you inappropriately? Nope.

A good deed -saying good morning to a lonely person? I think so.

How do you know he's lonely? Sometimes creepy people are just...creepy for no apparent reason.

crazytwinsmom 25

He's probably lonely because he's creepy.

Zack6849 8

You mean to say the "creepy" guy at OP's office is actually CREEPY? *gasp*

Pstraka6 20

That's when you need to touch him, by touch I mean slap!

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Trying to unhook your bra with your shirt on AND during a hug? That man has BALLS. But nonetheless, FYL for having to work with such a creep =(.

1crabbygirl 10

No one has to work with him anymore! Report that crap.

Lol, it's very possibly. I learned not to hug a specific friend after I realized every time I hugged him I ended up with an I clipped bra... Although, he was joking around in a friendly manner, nothing as remotely creepy as this dude. Maybe OP should have talked to some co-workers about WHY he is the creepy guy before deciding it'd be a good idea to be nice to him. Sometimes it's just not safe to be a good person.

Creepy people are creepy. Therefore you do not let creepy people touch you. Because they do creepy things.

Sounds like you might have experience with creepy creepers

The horror. O_O yes... I do. One guy. Joshua. Corner. Running. Than he goes "okay it's rape time, I'm gonna grab your boobs." And I go into defense curl

perdix 29

In Google Translate from English to Creepy Guy, "Good Morning" means "We're married, take me!"

You don't even want to KNOW what the many translations for "Hello" can mean.

nnnope 26

one does not simply question Perdix

nnnope 26

ugh I keep mis-reading peoples' comments...this is what I get for being on FML at 6 am instead of sleeping -__-