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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
babicakez 0
That's really sad =( I believe eveyone needs to be loved
bigblue95 0
ur not fooling anyone.
DesiGir324 0
omg that's awful :( I'm so sorry OP. hope you're able to move on
Cinn_fml 23
That sucks, but unless you were specifically requested, you might have been able to get someone else to stand in the service for you. I'm not sure if I hope you told her or not, because if you did, then it doubly sucks, but if you didn't then you don't know what could've been... Hopefully you were mature enough to not try anything during the ceremony, unlike Jeremy... (points for whoever gets the reference)
peacelovekat 0
that is confusing
exitdecay 6
-_-
Telinaa 0
Not too surprising. Seeming as I've seen your display picture on Google. I love fakes.
jujubeewhoopie 0
I'm calling shenanigans on this one for not being real. This looks more like something found in a fictional novel and not real life.
Cinn_fml 23
It was done on a Brit TV series, and maybe in other places too, but that doesn't mean to say that it can't happen in real life.
jayemdoubleyou 1
Fuuuuuuuuuuu
blahzz 4
That sux balls dude.
Zebidee 9
Ooh. Awkward turtle...
UnicornsDoExist 0
Love! Haha.
Jessi_Rose96 0
Aw, that's too bad. I'm sorry. :(
JayMuskopf 0
what does op mean?
The_Earth 0
orange penis.
Cinn_fml 23
Wrong FML. :P
ppzh_08 4
Original Poster:)
Schizomaniac 24
As someone other than myself once pointed out, OP stands for Optimus Prime.
UnicornsDoExist 0
Noob! D:
Spastastic 6
61 is lying, it stands for Orphaned Platypuses.