Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
jacey chreyest
London, United Kingdom
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
With a heavy heart…
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
ShakeZula7 0
Remember when you said "whomever has any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace"? you probably should've spoken.
daniella4680 0
soooo true
mattman1994 0
that's a terrible idea...
UnicornsDoExist 0
If a minister said that to me, I'd be mortified! Haha. (:
seekndestroy 3
im not sure he would be allowed to do that. if he wasnt wedding the couple he could, but i feel like theres some rule against him doing that i could be way off base though =
fiicere 5
You're only supposed to speak if you find the couple "unfit for marriage." Like if you knew one of them was cheating, for example. Not if you just don't like the marriage.
brookeec 0
Aww im so sorry OP thats sad :(
xxaybaybayxx 0
ouch. that's sad):
DocBastard 40
One of the only true FMLs I've seen in a while. I grow tired of the "my boyfriend puked in my mouth" or "my boobs are too small" stories.
lajaynay 15
What about male incompetence FMLs? I find those slightly giggle-worthy, even though there seem to be a great deal of them.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Douchebag BF is being a douche FML = tedious!
mailerd 3
as if a minister goes on fmylife
lajaynay 15
Are they banned from here? Maybe some rule I might have missed? Its not a sin to access this site. For all you know, he might be praying for these poor souls whose lives are ******.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I like the way this FML was worded.
juanbecerra 0
:)
YesSelam 0
well, that's unfortunate.
Ewokinator 0
IDK, maybe he didn't tell her out of respect for her relationship, and the possibility of losing her entirely. Poor OP :-(
bebita 0
awww that's really sad
jose1760 1
Grow some ball and tell her how you feel next time!!