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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
Forever_hers_nmc 0
I'm srry. It's hard to love someone that loves someone else muchless marring them
WhataSexyDanish 0
That's horrible 8(
BeautifulM 0
MAN THAT HURT MY HEART... SMH
seanhavens 0
ministers ain't allowed to get married anyways
BENuke 0
wow dude that sucks. that must have been REALY hard to do
greycellgreen 0
To #221 you must be young, or ignorant....I will go with the young and give you the benefit of the doubt. Ministers can marry (male or female). You or thinking of Roman Catholic Priests, which this man (or female) probably is not Roman Catholic.
ktczyk1808 0
that is so sad :((
cinnamondiva 0
Awww that is sad
rosepetals91 3
awww when u said if their were any ppl who objected to the marriage u should of raised ur hand
BrightSidegirl82 0
that actually bought me down