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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
darkxlight 0
Tight x.x
Mz_Trina_Victory 0
who said that it wasnt an older lady #16? or maybe he was a younger man. we never know anyways OP i'm truly and deeply sorry to hear that.
mfelax9556 8
dude u should have told her man... but cheer up u will find someone better keep ur head up
Schizomaniac 24
That bear is riding a tricycle.
Mz_Trina_Victory 0
i apologize. my comment was ment for 25.not 16
ijrnelson 0
I *hope* I would have had the balls to say I'm sorry I cannot marry you (when they first told u they wanted to get married) because I'm in love with you. but I guess you might have felt it was your ministerial (pastoral?) obligation
RicardoOno 2
fake but fake.
848901 0
I'm sorry but if didn't have the heart to tell her...then you failed
lblikk 0
baby! so sorry
snapper126 0
sorry Padre. that sucks.
idgoogle 0
why can't people just read this and laugh instead of going into what they would do, we don't give the ****.
Schizomaniac 24
Correction: YOU don't give a ****.
Spastastic 6
Because then we'd just have a bunch of comments going: "lol" "lmfao" "hahahahaha" "rofl", etc.