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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
ppzh_08 4
That must be the most heartbreaking/painful experience! Ohh my fellow aussie OP I feel for you:(
failblorg 0
also a fellow Aussie, what makes you think OP is?
bluedevilboy23 0
damn... thats just wow. sorry :(
ImaginaryFoe 1
Telling her doesn't mean he would get to have her. She might be getting married because she's in love and not concerned with who else might have feelings for her. Then at best it would've meant she would find a different minister.
antb01 0
ain't that a bitch lol
JohnniLive 0
I can't evn imagine
italian108 0
Aw!! That's sad! Sorry dude!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
This is so fake, c'mon...the clergy are not reading FML! Besides, If it was true, what a huge conflict of interest...
Lisa89 3
OMG!! Don't ever call out an FML as being fake!! You'll get suspended, have your comments removed and have an email warning you not to. So STFU!!!
mattman1994 0
^ now that's how you pop your collar
exitdecay 6
well, that just sucks ;/
milakitty21 0
WTF is up with everyone being so nice on fml lately?
Schizomaniac 24
Shut up, stupid.
Cinn_fml 23
What's wrong with being nice?
Telinaa 0
We could be major assclowns, if you'd like.
Cinn_fml 23
Zmeiler, explain why please.
perdix 31
You probably fell asleep the day they got to that "coveting thy neighbor's wife" business. I'll bet you think that adultery stuff the taught at minister school was just a suggestion.