Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
jacey chreyest
London, United Kingdom
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
With a heavy heart…
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
auntiemomma 0
wow thats the first fml that made me lol
jakemontez13 0
aww dude that kills.
juliet48 0
:(( that's sad!
KAYRRIE 0
whoa!
Mustardnight 3
awkward considering youre the one asking people if they have any objections to the marriage. ironic even?
juturnaamo 29
Your life is 'Meet the Fockers'.
iHateThisLife 10
damn that's awkward!
lezley1204 0
That's not depressing at all...
thenormalguy 0
wait when you a minister can you even get married? that would make this suck so bad
Hanouchka 0
The Minister is the officiant of the Protestant religion. Yes, he can be married. He's not exactly a priest since, in that religion, every man is his own priest. A Minister is just a chosen person who acts like the spiritual counselor of a group ( kind of ). OP, I am so so sorry for you >< I hope you'll find someone who will love you soon.
rakethewidower 0
At least those semantics were pretty damn clever. Bravo.