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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
NotMeh 0
waiiit. I dun get it. Dx
Shanzii_2468 0
oh..dats soo sad :(
shasta32 0
thats real shitty... when my life goes down the toilet like that, i go for drinks.
bboydugan 3
was it ur mom
itzbilly 0
taeyang - wedding dress?
serenity40 6
away man. that blows! if you didn't tell her then ydi.
hre 0
you should have been like *** u to the groom kick him in the face and be all like I object
Cinn_fml 23
And if she doesn't like him back? I don't think ruining the wedding would have helped matters either way.
hre 0
yea well shut the *** up
Cinn_fml 23
Why should I? :P
erod707 0
damn
eminemfan4ever 0
i dont get it :(
wriptidez 0
ydi u didnt tell her