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Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
bigbadtim 7
Too bad we can't control who we fall in love with.
DJuan 0
well at least she's happy
FrankHotpants 31
I'm pretty sure no one forced you to do it and if you had no idea who it was well then maybe next time you should find out because you never know.
figgity83 15
as a minister I understand your duty, but at the same time your a person. you could have said no to being there minister and two you probably had ample time to say how you feel. YDI for have no backbone.
crazydiamond31 0
Damn that is awful
talun 10
At least you could see her at her happiest?
Clitorasaurus 0
That's life. :/
fartacus 0
Sorry OP. It's time to move on. She will probably be divorced in two years anyway, so you may get a second shot.
Sportsfan86 3
this is a real FML unlike the crap these days. sorry man
freshkid 0
wow I hate when that happens. right when you're gonna tell the girl how you feel , she tells you that she has a boyfriend . conversation ruined hahaha