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Jessi_Rose96

Miss Somewhere, NC, USA 30 years-old

Due to all the stupid stuff I say in a day, I decided, "Hell, why not put them here?" So I give you.... Rose's Words to Live By: -OH MY GOD! There's mayonnaise in that tree! -So what does LOL stand for? Lots of Lightning? -SOCKS! -So CNN means Clinton News Network, right? -Only twits drive Kias. -Two plus two is five. -Do cats like, never land on their ass? -That girl is so full of bitch...ness... -I'm doing the Macaroni! -The grounded up Chuck? How dare they! -Wait, wait, wait! You're a guy? -Trees aren't made from wood! More to come...

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