Pr unlucky
Australia
Bless
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
jacey chreyest
London, United Kingdom
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Bridget
United Kingdom
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
With a heavy heart…
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Top comments
Smyth 3
aw man. that brought me down.
ThnkUComeAgain 0
damn that sucks FYL. There is someone for everyone . Cheer up
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Comments (231)
mikeyasuragi 0
I'm tempted to say YDI... why did you agree to perform the ceremony?
SixDeuce 0
When you came to the party about if anyone had any objects, you coulda raised your hand,.. right?
lisadiana 0
Am I the only one who doesnt even believe this fml? Im a german, studying english linguistics and this is one of the most common examples in all books. "John marries Linda" - in what 2 ways can this be understood? I don't think anyone would put it like this if that's what happened to them.
Cinn_fml 23
Just because it's an example in textbooks/movies/books etc, doesn't mean it can't happen in real life. Also the OP might be someone of few words and wrote the FML to the point with all the relevant info.
jujubeewhoopie 0
I don't know Cinn (#162). I'm still feeling comfortable calling shanagans with this one. Just not getting there with it not being a fictional drama.
Cinn_fml 23
My point wasn't to prove that the FML is definately 100% valid, it was to suggest that there is a possibility that is isn't fake...
DankAssKeefSlump 0
Damn bro have fun drinking urself to sleep
deathunleashed 0
lmao, a wedding minister has a fml account :P
AlexSyndrome 5
Chuck Norris screws every woman in the world once a month; the result is them bleeding for five days straight.
Clarice1 9
I'm so sorry OP. I made this a favorite not because it makes me laugh but because I just really feel for you. I hope you all end up happy.
cyfclife 0
I'll call you rickety cricket. shoulda skipped out on the church, cricket. sweet dee ain't around forever!
bitharvest 2
I'm sorry OP. But by not saying anything, you did the right thing- you let her be happy and didn't ruin her big day. Now why you didn't say something at an earlier date, or why you agreed to perform the ceremony, I do not know, but I am sure that you have your reasons... Hang in there- I'm sure you will find another love in due time. :)
Matiasbarbero 1
wow this sucks I guess it's time for you to move on, but next time do something about it b4 you get to that point!