Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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tygerarmy 35
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be the winner.
Wakachulak 22
What did you win?
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tygerarmy 35
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be the winner.
\ 28
Then again, how does OP know that the lipstick was actually there because of a kiss? Or was it playfully drawn on?
iknowiwantyou 13
it ALWAYS pays to be the winner. in this case he won the truth.
imyy 20
Better to find out sooner than later! If it turns out she cheated, get rid of her - nobody deserves a cheater as a partner!
d_unsub 12
Someone else could have won the bet, but it wouldn't change the fact that the girl involved was OP's girlfriend.
little_one1 14
Considering you were at a party and you weren't near your girlfriend, there's also the possibilty that he tried to make a move on her and smeared her lip stick when she tried to fend him off. But who knows! OP, we need more deets!
Siererrr 13
I think the FML implies that she was kissing him. It wouldn't be an FML moment if she had just rubbed lipstick on his face.
GEBEH 14
I'm curious if OP was simply betting on one of his friends or if he was actually trying to win the bet by kissing someone he thought was not his girlfriend.
GEBEH 14
Or maybe I'm just stupid and they were validating by looking ; )
Wakachulak 22
What did you win?
euphoricness 28
The lipstick?
\ 28
Severe disappointment.
Kevlar_burrito 6
If he has any sense, he won a return to the single life.
emirie 21
A new ex girl friend?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Being single.
jman26 11
Freedom.
nooneherer 5
truth
cbelanger 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Herpes
ShakenNotStirred 6
Free time.
little_one1 14
102, are you drunk?
moosetracks22 10
I bet that's one bet you wish you didn't win.
Enslaved 38
Wonder if that guy had lipstick any other place? Hmmmm Reminds me of that Yo Mama joke: "Tell Yo' Mama to stop changing the colour of her lipstick -- I got a rainbow on my dick"
walnutisacat 6
Actually it's a good thig to win, you know to dump that b****
Hiimhaileypotter 53
And even if OP wouldn't have won, it still would've involved his trampy (hopefully ex) girlfriend.
RainbowShine_fml 18
well now you know..
Welshite 40
That Coral Pink looks awesome on guys? Honey, I've been rocking that color since before you were born.
SmittyKick 18
38- wha- what??? I don't understand...
Insane94 17
You win the prize of confrontation.
rhcpgurl 18
This was one bet you didn't want to win
hobojo69 23
Ohh that sucks! Sorry op!!
emilycb93 12
Kick that dude's ass.
euphoricness 28
And then dump the bitch!
kyu_Q 19
You should not confront the guy. Unless he forced himself on her, your issue should be with your woman. same goes for women. Your Man is who you want to deal with not the other woman.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's so true, 50. But, I don't think I'd have enough self control to just let him get away with it. Especially if it's a girl you love.
Zimmington 21
Why do people always want to fight the guy their girlfriend cheated on them with? He didn't cheat on him. SHE did! He might not have even known she had a boyfriend.
Enslaved 38
I know a lot of immature guys that must hit something when they get mad. Be it a wall, door or the other guy. Maybe it's to show off and have the cheating girlfriend witness the guy she cheated with as a weakling if he get pounded and she chose the wrong guy? Or that he's willing to fight for her love. Who knows? And mom did teach them never to hit a girl.
Zimmington 21
76- It's funniest when the boyfriend gets his ass beat. And my mom taught me to never fight over a girl since I was young maybe that's why I don't see the logic in it. I mean, She cheated. Trust breached. Without trust there's no relationship. Don't get mad at the other guy just move on.
Zimmington 21
56- Also maybe It's weird but my mom taught me if a girl hits me hit her back. Ofcourse that was in elementary & I'm an adult now but it still applies right?
Enslaved 38
I agree with you. And girls fight each other for their cheating boyfriends too. I don't understand why. I was just commenting trying to figure it out myself? And I don't know about that. Maybe just don't date psychos that hit? Haha
Zimmington 21
You'd be surprised how many "normal" women resort to hitting during argument they're losing. But I just walk away most of the time unless she has a weapon then I have no choice.
Zimmington 21
Oh, & sometimes I think women are the worst at that especially if they love the guy. They need someone to blame like she "seduced" him or something.
Ladisa 28
@82 - As a girl I completely agree with you. I usually don't hit anyone, neither men nor women, but when I do I expect to get hit back. Just the way it is for me.
nopasanada 3
the bitch cheated on you, kick her ass ..and if the guy knew she had a boyfriend, that means he doesnt care and disrispected you..kick his ass too
Breegotcake 14
It could be a possibility it was another girl. I see lots of girls walking around with red & pink lipstick. If it was her, I feel sorry for you. Ask her about it & see what she has to say about it.
ladystate 22
I agree. Trending fashion/makeup. Could just be a coincidence. If not, she isn't worth it anyway.
TwistedCherub1 15
Agreed. Evidence is circumstantial at best. Further investigation is warranted.
ema_stonez 19
tough luck buddy. at least you won
sunnyray812 42
In this case, it's not a good thing that he won.