FML : Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color....

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Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:34 / United States

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By Damarys | 0

#215376 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

By rssffff08 | 0

#215385 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

crest white strips work miracles

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By Damarys | 0

#215376 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:19

Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

fatalkiss | 0

#935056 - Thursday 11 March 2010 5:52

red lipstick just looks weird now idk.

OP, he sounds gay...what straight guy makes comments like tht?

ronton | 4

#1051865 - Thursday 1 July 2010 17:35

what is this the bachelor? jesus

lucy9897 | 6

#3167912 - Tuesday 23 August 2011 20:53

I think OP should have said this:

Guy: Your teeth are REALLY yellow.
OP: Yeah? Well your FACE is REALLY yellow!
(walks out leaving guy with confused expression)

foodlord | 5

#3400326 - Friday 7 October 2011 10:40

My teeth are really yellow so I kno how u feel... But it's bcoz I hav a calcium defect or sumfing

01sparkly | 15

#5265846 - Friday 21 December 2012 0:53

That's why I smile with my mouth closed

BamBAmGG | 14

#6209497 - Sunday 22 February 2015 7:34

I think he's just a fucking wanker for saying something to ruin her ego and self confidence in the first place. If you have nothing nice to say to someone, don't say anything at all. Why is that so hard for some people to comprehend?

The_Unlucky1 | 19

#6567864 - Saturday 26 March 2016 19:23

I believe is because all of the makeup makes the red stand out more.

By rssffff08 | 0

#215385 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

crest white strips work miracles

By Damarys | 0

#215388 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

whoops, double post. my bad

By Emilaaay_alexa | 0

#215391 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:21

Well, he was a dick, but YDI for not brushing your teeth. :x

carlomanden | 5

#5056469 - Thursday 18 October 2012 17:41

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with brushing.

kyliebear | 15

#5204287 - Saturday 1 December 2012 15:09

^^^ agreed. It could be your diet. Some foods and drinks cause your teeth to turn yellow :

By GDinNJ | 0

#215392 - Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:21

Wow...that's actually surprising, just because most people I know wouldn't actually say that out loud. Unless, of course, you're really close friends with him. Huh, well, yeah, FYL. As #2 said, try the Crest white strips.