Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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Top comments
tygerarmy 35
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be the winner.
Wakachulak 22
What did you win?
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Comments (128)
tranced_ 45
well just a coincidence I'm sure..
Kevlar_burrito 6
You're either really young or really dense
Kevlar_burrito 6
I bet your bank account feels much better about your return to single life
gAt_d 26
Sometimes when you win you actually lose...
awkwardloveannie 28
why didnt the guy wipe it off?
emirie 21
He probably didn't notice
Zimmington 21
He kept it as a badge of honor! "Look at me! I was making out with a girl! I am KING of this party! Bring me your girlfriends!!"
worldclassrager 41
Win a decent prize that might be alright... Hope you get things worked out OP...
perdix 31
#26, no, a Pyrrhic victory is where you choose to expend a lot to win very little. The OP didn't set out to win the bet, it just happened to him unfortunately. It's a different situation.
pfft123 14
Ouch...hope you guys work this out.
cdawgtate 9
I would destroy them both
homerr123 15
I think you should give her the benefit of doubt
perdix 31
Maybe your friends ought to go double-or-nothing on the other guy's dick. You could make big money tonight!