Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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tygerarmy 35
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be the winner.
Wakachulak 22
What did you win?
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Comments (128)
Dranide 4
Ydi for not being with your gril
LifeOfAnRN 18
Unless you discussed this with her that isn't any proof. There are literally thousands of shades of bright pink lipstick and the transferred color from kissing isn't usually an exact match to what it looks like when applied. Unless of course there were no other girls there except the girlfriends of the ones in the bet.
love_me_electric 20
If it's a party, isn't there a chance that there's more than one girl there wearing bright pink lipstick? It's not like it's an uncommon color.
bethluvsyou 15
Wiw
bethluvsyou 15
Wow...
bethluvsyou 15
Well that's upsetting...
drshn 22
Still less up setting then your comments. lol
nmrg 10
That's because it's mainly ***** that waste money on bright pink lipstick. Eek, so Barbie.
rms1818 2
You mean, ex-girlfriends
ClockworkTinker 5
best.fml.ever!
Atypique_souf 6
dumb the b****