Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
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froggyjade
| 16
Bet you looked beautiful :-D
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blackonblight
| 32
Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.
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froggyjade
| 16
Bet you looked beautiful :-D
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cakefete2
| 30
Yes, like a well known vampire.
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DKjazz
| 20
Who? Nosferatu? Dracula? Blacula?
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VeganVampyre
| 26
Dracula's daughter, obviously
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cakefete2
| 30
Those guys are awesome. We wouldn't call them beautiful or sparkly. Just keeping thinking. I'm almost certain it will come to you.
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Adm_Twigs
| 19
classic case of dude looks like a lady
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teyyoshi
| 19
shemale ? Sissy boy ?
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Thunderstruck14
| 30
There is no need to question someone's gender just because of some lipgloss. Seriously, that makes no sense at all. Guys are all different, there's short ones, tall ones, ones with long hair, some who dress kind of girly, but that's just who they are on the outside, how they like to express themselves.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Yea right #56. I guess tinker bell lips over here shouldn't worry huh
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martin8337
| 35
I'll bet the other "inmates" said that you have a pretty mouth.
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TheWildRover1
| 12
The efforts of some people to be politically correct are hilarious! I'm all for marriage equality and all that, but cmon there is nothing wrong with calling a guy princess for having sparkly lips!
Edit: this hasn't come out in my usually, immaculately articulate way.... but you's know what im on about.
Edit: this hasn't come out in my usually, immaculately articulate way.... but you's know what im on about.
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Liamc620
| 10
haha, soumds like u need better friends. this fml made my day
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drshn
| 22
sounds like you need some friends yourself.
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TheZigg
| 8
It's not his friends false is was lip gloss.
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Jjan04
| 14
#87, Stay in school kid.
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DarkCaesar
| 17
Maybe his friend is a girl...
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blackonblight
| 32
Hey, if David Bowie can rock glitter lips, why not you? Just channel your inner goblin king.
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Enslaved
| 36
"Dance magic dance."
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blackonblight
| 32
You remind me of the babe.
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jaredofmo
| 22
What babe?
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amisenho
| 11
Babe Ruth?
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cmayer
| 20
No. The babe with the power.
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Amoondris
| 17
What power?
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Llama_Face89
| 33
The power of voodoo
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arturo_s
| 10
Who do?
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Meettitan
| 14
What vodoo?
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martin8337
| 35
Or VD
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squidgy787
| 22
You do
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Do what?
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blackonblight
| 32
Remind me of the babe!
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lovethenumber13
| 14
Babe the pig, duh! Everyone knows that pigs are magical creatures worthy of our worship and human sacrifices! Beware! You have proven incompetence by not knowing of such godliness! You shall now suffer the agony of a thousand frying pans for the rest of all eternity!
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phreaker913
| 21
Look before you balm
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MissleDusting
| 7
Did you make that up?
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184886837272837
| 32
Rub it all over you so you look like Edward on a sunny day.
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Sniper_Chick4110
| 20
TWILIGHT!!! Get more glitter and you can pick up younger chicks.
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jillytc
| 23
at least it wasn't glitter glue
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ChenEighty
| 20
That should never be the silver lining of a situation...
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PoofTopComment
| 4
I'm sure that they were just envious of your majesty...
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moverby1644
| 5
Im sure that they were secretly envying your fashion statement
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blcksocks
| 19
Well at least it wasn't Fevistick instead..
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sdroze1389
| 31
Lol looks like you were at the strip club. I do like the chap stick cover story though