By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 164
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Was the next thing he tasted blood?

I wish d*cks like you never existed

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Well... was it good?

Maybe you should make him eat the whole tube

of course it was good have you ever tasted flavored wax

#13 yes! exactly. shove it down his throat. teaching him how choking feels like for us women as a bonus.

So, what flavour was it?

bff: hey I got this new lipstick. want to taste it ? boyfriend: eeehhh whats it called? bff: its called backstabbing, man stealing skank ! bf: sure. sounds delicious!

Was the next thing he tasted blood?

More like ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend. What a joke. OP deserves so much better than both of them combined.

IT BETTER HAVE BEEN. Like wow this is horrible

Wish my gf would let me taste her best friend's chapstick.

I wish d*cks like you never existed

It's ok, his girlfriend is still on WoW

Wouldn't you much rather taste your girlfriend's lipstick? She is your GIRLFRIEND after all...

#62 hands don't wear lipstick.

I'm really hoping that was sarcasm.. Otherwise, maybe you should taste a new flavor of chapstick.. Called foot up your ass..

#4: Wtf is wrong with you??

Sad excuse in my opinion, lipstick can taste like shit.

But lip gloss is flavored and can taste very nice.

40- this is true. Lip gloss can taste great. I don't know many lipsticks that taste good.

yeah if he wanted to tast it he cudda licked tha tube it came in.

Leave their asses. That is horrible.

#6 - This is off topic, but what the heck are you trying to say in your profile description?

She seems like the best friend ever! Not. Sorry OP you deserve better.

Was it strawberry?

I heard it was dickberry.

Nice one, 49. She isn't a friend if she's willing to do something like that, he's no better, leave, and start new relationships.

Test your kicking and slapping skills by connecting your leg to his nuts and your hands to her face

or maybe more nonviolent and mature solution to the situation would be to walk away and put then out her life

24- While walking away is of course more mature and nonviolent, sometimes, nothing quite conveys that emotional hurt like a full tilt crotch stomp to the offending party. :P Not always or often, but still . ;)

I find it so funny da stupid excuses people come up with for cheating

Come on now. You're a grown man and you're using "da" instead of "the"?