By Embarassed - 13/8/2021 18:01

Explain yourself

Today, I received pictures on my phone of my husband leaving a hotel with a young lady. Upon confronting him about it, he told me it was his “twin brother.” When I brought up that he was an only child, he said, "Stop believing shit people tell you unless it’s coming from me" and hung up. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Fake News!

If there's suddenly a twin brother that you've never heard of before, then he must exist.

It's the new technology of lying that Trump perfected and popularized: when your lie is exposed, repeat it louder and more angrily. The goal is not to get your opponent to believe it, but to crush their will to resist the deluge of bullshit.

By  Chazzster  |  22

Husband’s lying reaction just proves that there was something going on that he’s not proud of. Not cool and not smart!

I assume you already know what comes next - as Dear Abby used to frequently say, “Are you better off with him or without him?”

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Fake News!

If there's suddenly a twin brother that you've never heard of before, then he must exist.

It's the new technology of lying that Trump perfected and popularized: when your lie is exposed, repeat it louder and more angrily. The goal is not to get your opponent to believe it, but to crush their will to resist the deluge of bullshit.

By  Chazzster  |  22

Husband’s lying reaction just proves that there was something going on that he’s not proud of. Not cool and not smart!

I assume you already know what comes next - as Dear Abby used to frequently say, “Are you better off with him or without him?”