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Office Space 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Jesstanothergurl - 18/07/2016 19:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to visit a new office building for a meeting. Halfway through the meeting, I got really nauseous and needed to throw up. I ran to find a bathroom, but got lost and ended up in a printing room. With no other option, I was forced to puke into a large envelope. FML

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You deserved it 896

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Nervous

By MondayonaTuesday - 15/09/2017 20:00

Today, while rushing to a big marketing presentation, I started feeling ill in my car. I was stuck in traffic, and before I could get my window open I threw up all over my suit. All I had were some tissues to try to clean the mess before presenting to a full boardroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 602

You deserved it 328

By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 192

You deserved it 3 269

By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 709

You deserved it 5 218

By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 962

You deserved it 4 222

Animal

By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 766

You deserved it 4 687

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 291

You deserved it 38 669

By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 714

You deserved it 2 623

Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 796

You deserved it 3 392

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 863

You deserved it 3 162

By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 602

You deserved it 860

fariss 14

Tuesday 19 July 2016 13:10

Can you mail it to my ex?

hiitisbrooke 28

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:49

So THAT'S why my letter never came in the mail....

Comments

nicoleeeee_94 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:26

at least you didn't puke in the meeting!! dispose of the envelope and chew on peppermint gum or eat something with ginger in it!! it generally helps! feel better soon!!

jeffob 8

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:45

#1 I don't think this FML was posted as soon as it was submitted. I don't think giving advice about how to dispose of the bag will help a few hours/days after it happened.

nicoleeeee_94 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:46

I was trying to help for next time.

jeffob 8

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:47

All good, just try to word your responses a bit better just so there's no miscommunication :)

nonsensical 26

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:02

There was no miscommunication, I think you just have a problem evaluating context and using common sense... It takes practice! You're on your way, good sir!

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 19 July 2016 19:57

#1 didn't at all give any advice on how to dispose of the bag.

Tarlachia 33

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:48

Microsoft Expel 2016. Bringing real world application that's so good, it'll leave a bad aftertaste in your mouth!

hiitisbrooke 28

Tuesday 19 July 2016 12:49

So THAT'S why my letter never came in the mail....

fariss 14

Tuesday 19 July 2016 13:10

Can you mail it to my ex?

pharmalady 10

Wednesday 20 July 2016 3:24

Or mine?

anlong93 9

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:04

This made me laugh. Thank you for that.

nerd102 19

Thursday 21 July 2016 3:23

I wish I could like that more

emh86 14

Tuesday 19 July 2016 13:12

Are you pregnant?

nix1993 41

Tuesday 19 July 2016 14:16

That's not the only reason women get sick you know?

emh86 14

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:46

Yes, being a woman I am fairly aware of this :)

jesstanothergurl_fml 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:53

No I'm not pregnant... Just getting over a flu

KingKralj 31

Tuesday 19 July 2016 18:21

Why are you at work with the flu? That seems highly unhygienic

Bearsmomma 30

Tuesday 19 July 2016 22:37

#8 already asked. See #21 for OP's answer.

caggybandicoot 34

Tuesday 19 July 2016 13:36

That's some impressive aim, OP. I hope you're feeling better now!

I_am_TheSixth 15

Tuesday 19 July 2016 14:12

Oh well, I'll just puke in this envelope full of job applications

socialproduct 19

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:15

Maybe her puke will get the job. Probably in the mail room... everything considered.

Bearsmomma 30

Tuesday 19 July 2016 14:32

Much better than I was expecting. Since the FML started with it being a new office I was waiting for the first nasty carpet stain. Sorry OP, and I'm glad it was at least an easy clean up.