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By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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Don't mention it

By PoorGramps - 09/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

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Is this legal?

By John Trent - 06/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom - Trowbridge

Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 14:33 - United States - Brownwood

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML

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By shanti - 16/02/2014 17:30

Today, my husband cracked a "Rectum? Damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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TenChubbyPandas 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:54

There is no reason why your Aunts raised such a big stink about it.

LifeTrolls 16

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:51

That's some strong laughing gas right there...

Comments

LifeTrolls 16

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:51

That's some strong laughing gas right there...

MissMayLaw001 21

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:54

Mah Nigga Harambe

TenChubbyPandas 7

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:54

There is no reason why your Aunts raised such a big stink about it.

YaBoiSeabass 15

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:02

Did you think it would be silent or did it slip out? If #1 ydi of #2 fyl

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Sunday 21 August 2016 2:35

What if it was neither?

AngelBaby666 12

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:10

That was just your grandfather hangin out.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 20 August 2016 21:13

If your grandfather knew his offspring was laughing and happy, just think how pissed he'd be! Respect those you love who have died by being utterly miserable at their funerals!

chrisbeaudoin 26

Saturday 20 August 2016 22:15

I honestly don't understand funerals. Some cultures don't mourn and instead celebrate the after life, I'd rather go out with people celebrating rather than them crying in a crowded room.

vinnie_boombotz 15

Saturday 20 August 2016 22:27

Seriously thinking the same thing. If gramps was there, OP, he'd be laughing too!

roryabester 8

Saturday 20 August 2016 23:09

unless thier granpa was a dick

fitnessgram 19

Sunday 21 August 2016 0:34

In Ireland they cremate the person and then they go party (and of course drink, they're Irish;))

rachelthelime_fml 29

Sunday 21 August 2016 8:56

Lots of people do parties after funerals, like the Irish xD The funeral is there to say goodbye and to remember your loss, then the party is a celebration of the dead person's life