By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States 2 1 21 55 Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML I agree, your life sucks 85 350 You deserved it 11 901 Tweet Share
Earthquake sneezer By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan 4 1 43 15 Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 719 You deserved it 2 813 Tweet Share