#1 Mom

By whoopsboutthecap - 15/11/2011 12:51 - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
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AnonymousTroll 2

It seems like *sunglasses* she wants to bust a cap.

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hateevryone 14

Sounds like she's the one that needs to go to the hospital.

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maryam8869 7

at leaste u wont forget to put it back for ever :(

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sailorzoe 14

I hope your first language is not English.

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maryam8869 7

hahahaaa ya its not :/

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drawmesunshine 17

137, Por q cree esto? Eh? See what I did there? Spanish has its own text language. Whoda thunk?

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Hypocrite** ..or were you trying to imply she's fat or what ?

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rattusrattus 18

Hippo = Ancient Greek word for horse. Or was it Latin? One of the two.

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chicfuzzball 0

hypocrite means someone who says not to do something and does it themselves dumb shit. example if you're parents tell u not to smoke and then they go and do it they are being hypocrites or hypocritical and she is not being a bitch I mean I wouldn't like brushing my teeth with crusty toothpaste maybe a little bit of over reacting

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Uhh we know this 'dumbshit' , I was correcting the spelling..

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ikickgingers 15

72 - Greek was right :)

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Cinn_fml 22

chicfuzzball - I think the other guy meant hypocritical about the craziness rather than the toothpaste.

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Poetaster 10

Is moving out an option?

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romil_cool12 1

Your mom has some kinda issues rather than you :-P Btw Pity you :-|

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MsMeiriona 2

Tell her it runs in the family.

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JustDannyG 0

Good old-fashion beating =)

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Torva_fml 16

It's only a shoe, she had to push you out..... She's getting revenge.

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Buttsexpirate 9

When you *slap* don't put *slap* the cap back on *slap* you disrespect the family! *slap* you're insane! You need help! *slap*

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RedPillSucks 31

Buy your mom toothpaste that has the cap connected so it can never be lost.

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MrsPegg 45

Good solution! ... but if OP'S mom is that crazy about toothpaste caps, she may actually be mad that it flips up instead of screw off! LOL

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