Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
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dewoe 14
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeepooooooossstttttt
Karmarocks946 9
either someone stole or reposted this. or it fml screwed up. this post is years old
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Comments (12)
riley873 21
if you don't scrub every toilet, drain and baseboard with her toothbrush and/or punch that nasty bitch in the throat....🤦🏿♀️ just throw away the whole sister! there's a 2 for 1 special at Walmart, maybe the next one will be better
RichardPencil 32
Did you smell the brush-head to see if she used that end? If not, I volunteer to help you with that!
Iamthebanzai22 21
Hahaha!! Maybe buy her a vibrator for christmas? And keep your toothbrush in your room...
dewoe 14
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeepooooooossstttttt
Karmarocks946 9
either someone stole or reposted this. or it fml screwed up. this post is years old
Chen Zhibang 8
Now you know why the battery runs out so fast... it was used to create happiness.
Ksweety_fml 27
This is an old FML.
Phr0zen 11
I think FML is running out of ideas and is just reposting old FMLs
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I hadn't considered that the site might be doing it. Hmm. There is still new stuff entering the moderation queue, though.
Razell 13
Hooray for bleach!
Casey Padovani 11
They’re definitely reposting this is the the 6th one I’ve seen.