Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother interrogated me about the duct tape, that I'd put on my foot for a wart, having fallen off. I tried to explain that my foot was just sweaty. She responded by arguing that the duct tape falling off was a "supernatural event". I really wish I could afford my own place. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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AnonymousTroll 2
It seems like *sunglasses* she wants to bust a cap.
J3R3MYY 14
Child services, how may I help you?
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Comments (126)
CabbageTrees 13
Role reversal much?
J3R3MYY 14
And yet.. your only 17.. Arent you still a kid?
shrdlu 28
The toothpaste manufacturers are aware of this non-problem. Why else would they have started making toothpaste with the cap permanently attached?
Morganthegoalie1 0
Mother trucker!!
lizard399 0
I've gotten this for leaving tortillas out... Sometimes people lose it when little things go wrong cause they're stressed.
nc21690 19
sounds like shes the one who belongs there......
Llama_Face89 34
67- time out for you! You can come back when you've developed a sense of humor.
toneroc23 0
Tell her wat she don't wanna hear like...like yea mom put me in a mental facility fucket...hit me harder yea I like it...she gonna b like wait wat the **** is going on...she'll stop it wrks all the time...but if it doesn't wrk 4 u...ur ******...lol
J3R3MYY 14
Just pointing something out. Just would have expected someone a little more mature to put up a comment like this..
hoonyer 17
You should be ashamed of yourself!!!