Creeped out
By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia
By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia
By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio
By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel
By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown
By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia
By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin
By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing
By murrrrf - 21/07/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis
OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I
By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie
By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 15:57 - United States - Lancaster
By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough
By ballbreath - 16/07/2014 15:44 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga
By Sheh - 16/07/2014 15:02 - Sweden
The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)
By Hiimhaileypotter - 14/07/2014 22:48 - United States - Fredericksburg
#12- They stay in the kitchen when I'm gone (I was at work), and the FML is really that I forgot thunderstorms were in the forecast. I was supposed to have turned on the stove fan to help mask the sound, but I forgot. :( Lol. It's not really a huge deal. Just a minor inconvenience!
By dogggg - 14/07/2014 02:10 - India - Pune
By and god shat - 11/07/2014 23:38 - United States - Klamath Falls
By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco
By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague
By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom
By beccadabeast - 30/06/2014 06:44 - United States - Mesa
By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay
By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia
By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland
By Razi_tail - 25/06/2014 04:13 - United States - Nixa
I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.
By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia
By a very unlucky dude. - 18/06/2014 06:37 - Canada - Surrey
By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture
By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary
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OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP