By Duckzy - 07/02/2015 22:34 - United States

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML
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Duckzy 16
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Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.

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djurmel89 30
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Oh how sad. But you know what they say: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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DraconicFeline 31
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Yeah, that's a pretty common thing with some reptiles. Poor lizard :(

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DrCheese 16
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completerubbish 17
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More like canniba-liz-m!

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incoherentrmblr 21

#11 FTW. Brilliant!...

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alitairi 18
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cannibalizardman?

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DraconicFeline 31
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Yeah, that's a pretty common thing with some reptiles. Poor lizard :(

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MrSassypants 32
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Actually, the lizard was not poor, it was quite wealthy. That's why the other lizard ate it, so it can claim the insurance money.

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Nexpecto 28
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Two will enter, only one shall eat!

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MrSassypants 32
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It's a lizard eat lizard world.

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Retaheki 27
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I swear, it's like #24 stays up for hours finding out witty comments.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

haha well he IS mrsassypants

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TCRII 29

Was it the crunching or the belching that woke you?

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cakefete2 30
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OP was awoken by the lizard calling the waiter for the check.

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jbombdighetty 11

the moaning of course. This was obviously not an act of cannibalism, but an act of love.

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mr_aaaaaaaa 12

Would one day u wake up by the sound that your lizard eating your body....?

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garrett_8614 14
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Nature is just so beautiful

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djurmel89 30
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Oh how sad. But you know what they say: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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thecrizzy 16
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He was only trying to save you 15% on car insurance... But sorry OP

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Duckzy 16
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Sad that I posted this first?

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Nilorak 24
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Sure you did...

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Duckzy 16
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I have the pictures not that it really matters, mine was rejected right when this was posted

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mattrd_fml 31
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How rude. Then lizard needs to learn some matters and eat a little more quietly.

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