Animals: Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw...

Meh, shouldn't change anything. Would have actually been a good chance to spark up a conversation with him. It's not like the mud will be there for the rest of your life.

xluciferx666 21

Friday 13 March 2015 18:47

Your dog did it on purpose he wants you all to himself

Manic1 13

Send a private message

Friday 13 March 2015 18:48

Yes, this kind of sucks right now, but if he ends up liking you and you him then it is just a funny story about how you met.

MegasaurusRex89 28

Send a private message

Friday 13 March 2015 18:48

In the movies, that'd be the perfect start to a relationship. Sucks in real life though :/ Sorry OP

Nearly

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38

You deserved it 30

Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53

You deserved it 20

Spicy

Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 215

You deserved it 393

Today, I'm stuck at my future brother-in-law’s Bachelor party. Ten guys I don’t know, who are all younger than me. It turns out two of them have been fucking since High School, and it’s an open secret in their group. I won’t out them, but only cause I don’t care enough to remember names. FML

I agree, your life sucks 366

You deserved it 523

Add a comment - Reply to : #

Top comments

Comments