Now neither of you got any nuts :(

You're mutts!

Maybe the guy likes his girls dirty...

I know I do.. ;D

That must be a really big/strong dog

Or a really small/light owner

I can just imagine it now, a small chihuahua dragging OP through the mud.

It's ok op it could be the start of a great romantic comedy.

Play her cards right and that dog could be a great wing man!
That would make a great how did you meet story unlike most boring ones you hear.

Lol smart dog
Dog saw you stare at the boy and the dog see a squirrel
Dog took that opportunity
Its all good OP

Huh?

Getting down and dirty

Meh, shouldn't change anything. Would have actually been a good chance to spark up a conversation with him. It's not like the mud will be there for the rest of your life.

Your dog did it on purpose he wants you all to himself

Yes, this kind of sucks right now, but if he ends up liking you and you him then it is just a funny story about how you met.

In the movies, that'd be the perfect start to a relationship. Sucks in real life though :/ Sorry OP