FML : Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 7 March 2015 20:14 / United States - Columbia City

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By cutycat136 | 28

#6225552 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

By vikingchick | 22

#6225590 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:59

Wow not many positive rated comments here. I'm sorry to hear that a dog ripped through your clothes. I hope you're doing alright. :)

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By brunettesara5722 | 17

#6225540 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:28

Aww next time throw it & run if you have time

150493x | 29

#6225599 - Sunday 8 March 2015 17:13

I doubt for OP that there will be a next time

By aidanrulz11 | 10

#6225543 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:29

Poor you

By SS99_fml | 20

#6225545 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

Is that what they're callin it these days?

sureshadow | 23

#6226771 - Monday 9 March 2015 18:21

I thought this was funny

By Sneado | 20

#6225547 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

We win some, we lose some.

thecalvin123 | 21

#6225767 - Sunday 8 March 2015 20:36

What exactly did OP win?

By kinky44 | 28

#6225548 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:30

Must have been a Scooby snack, dogs will do some CRAZY stuff for those.

Daevas | 18

#6227086 - Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:12

Like speak!

By apineapple | 40

#6225550 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Every dog has its day.

By iTzSelverZz | 14

#6225551 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Well, you cant hide any treats from that dog apparently.

DarkPandaXD | 13

#6225648 - Sunday 8 March 2015 18:11

I'm pretty sure you can't hide treats from ANY dog seeing as they have a great sense of smell.

Stormcloak | 20

#6225863 - Sunday 8 March 2015 23:04

My dog can't find treats we lay out in front of her.

By cutycat136 | 28

#6225552 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:31

Lesson #1: dogs have a great sense of smell. If you have it, they will find it. Don't hide it on you.

Noelletakumi | 36

#6225651 - Sunday 8 March 2015 18:15

Reminds me of Gary and the cookie in Patrick's pants.

mischiefkel | 17

#6226325 - Monday 9 March 2015 9:02

Reminds me of American dad, when Barry sniffs out the ham in Steve's pants

By WitEluded | 13

#6225556 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:32

At least it only tore holes through your clothing...

WitEluded | 13

#6225579 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:51

I guess the injuries were implied here... Oh well, can't win 'em all.

By jamesderp | 15

#6225558 - Sunday 8 March 2015 16:32

Ruff day, eh?

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