Animals: Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 05:36 - United States - Mendham

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By SmittyJA24 - 20/05/2014 02:38 - United States - Lewiston

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By Anonymous - 22/11/2023 00:01

Today, I wouldn’t let my sister borrow my car, so she told our parents that I’m depressed and threatened to kill myself, which is a lie. My mom is on the phone to 999 trying to get me a 72-hour psychiatric hold in hospital, and every time I say it was a lie, my dad says I’m in typical denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.

cutycat136 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.

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rocketgurl 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.

PennyLane27 32

Sunday 22 March 2015 7:35

"S" is for "sociopath"!!

enzozo101 8

Monday 23 March 2015 0:38

I JUST SAW YOU IN THE TOP COMMENTS FOR TWO POSTS ABOVE ASDFGHJKL

cutycat136 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.

blazingshot147 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:46

That could backfire. They may go with "Why did you film your sister shoot the dog?! Why didn't you stop her?!" in all honesty OP is damned either way.

thatguynamedsky 32

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:48

her holding the gun would be enough proof, I don't think she'd need to shoot the dog

redstone7693 29

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:17

since the parents are too gullible and stupid to believe OP in the first place

JereMy_Life 6

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:52

I don't think she would give him the opportunity to film her shooting the dog. Firstly, because she wouldn't do it in front of a camera, and secondly because she might never do that again and find other ways to torture it.

399 41

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:20

Good idea #2.

Sneado 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

Pop her in the leg so she knows how the dog feels

flufee2 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 2:24

Its always the dog :((

JazzHandsFML 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:26

do it with a real gun then say whilst sobbing "sorry I don't know the difference"

KingBobtheThird 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 4:48

49... that's ****** up man.

bl865ood 17

Sunday 22 March 2015 15:54

pop a couple more rounds to make sure @49

CaitiieBuggs 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:45

Shoot her wherever she shot the dog, and then again for good measure!

Llama_Man2000 26

Sunday 22 March 2015 0:06

Sucks for you OP. Some people are just natural born liars, next time record what she does and show your parents then they'll have to believe you.

ThatHorse 15

Sunday 22 March 2015 7:04

Sadly that's not true. If they believed her over him without putting some kind of thought into it then they're likely to believe that he tricked her into holding it on film down the road.