By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
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iAlissa 34

It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.

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mimi_animee 18

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SweetasCandy0609 28

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chrishaaansen 13

#27 you don't say?? I wouldn't of ever guessed that

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iAlissa 34

It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.

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devildog562 33

You called? It really is sad that people can't be faithful or have the decency to leave .

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xxjohndoexx9 10

You never know, the dog might've been in on it and got mad when interrupted.

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goaskdad 3

You need to find your balls and make the lover take the bitch (both of them) home with him. Change the locks and file for divorce on the grounds of adultery. Have kids? She will be liable for child support so her sorry ass will be working instead of screwing around.

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classicsparkles 17

Wow talk about taking liberties in another man's home.

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Scarylizard1798 23

Well guess she's not your wife anymore amiright

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doctorhook86 24

#10: The **** kinda advice is this? OP just found out his wife is cheating, and got attacked by an animal in his own home. How 'bout some sympathy instead of insulting his manhood further?

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#14 it just goes to show what kind of man #10.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#10 you need to feel some compassion it's not OP'S fault his wife is a *****.

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gearhead369 20

I don't think he deserved anything and I certainly feel for him. I just think he should've stood up for himself. Perspectives

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gearhead369 20

I feel for the guy and think it was horrible to have that happen. He didn't say he was attacked by the dog, not a factual statement. Also, I think he will regret not standing up for himself, doesn't make me a bad person to think that.

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kimg0885 23

How is growing weed going to help this situation? I

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goaskdad 3

He needs to face the facts and get busy getting her and the dog out of his house. She is obviously a ***** and just using him. Downvote all you like, the truth is the truth.

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dannyj3895 13

To the ones who think op deserved this, would you mind sharing your reasoning with the rest of us? I'm sorry man, it's hard to find good character these days.

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Jinxsie 27

It's very easy to hit YDI by accident and you can't undo it. :(

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amourmourant 18

This happens to me all the time. And then I feel super bad because I'm like your life just sucks, I'm sorry!

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lokar_ogar 11

He deserved it because he was too much of a pussy to take down a dog.

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brittaaany_93 38

#69, there's no where near enough information in the FML to make a judgment like that. For all we know it could have been an extremely large and aggressive dog.

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akorpija 12

Shooting an animal that's attacking you in your own home doesn't sound like such a bad idea...

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