FML : Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list...

Today, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whyyyyyme - / Tuesday 4 August 2015 01:43 / Canada

Love

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By UncleCaitlyn | 21

#6370730 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:44

Another impossible standard for men

By jjmack34 | 15

#6370740 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:49

Men just don't have a chance these days.

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By hasooon | 24

#6370728 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:44

What???

By UncleCaitlyn | 21

#6370730 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:44

Another impossible standard for men

cinamonkoko | 15

#6372386 - Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:26

as long as he has a good heart I'm sure he can bypass this impossible standard haha

By coolerjf | 12

#6370732 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:45

Perhaps a background check before hand

rileyrae0000 | 23

#6370800 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 09:09

Yeah, she knows how to pick 'em

By mikeman1744 | 18

#6370738 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:48

Well you'll never find someone with your ridiculously high standards

By cebsvt | 14

#6370739 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:48

What happened???

By jjmack34 | 15

#6370740 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:49

Men just don't have a chance these days.

By jadalaheart | 23

#6370741 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:49

Well at least it sounds like an... interesting date! Silver lining ^u^

By appletreee | 28

#6370744 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:51

Well you have to set the bar somewhere.

By HRTreatman | 17

#6370747 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:53

There is a very fine line between sane and insane. I use this line as a jumprope.

By tzemmy | 25

#6370750 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 07:54

But that's how all the best men are, hun!

SkylineFTW97 | 25

#6375808 - Sunday 9 August 2015 05:53

That's not necessarily true. Many of us are escapees from said hospital.

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