Animals: Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no...

By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

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Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML

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Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

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By My cat is a dick - 13/04/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML

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By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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Today, in what was probably a freudian slip, I 'accidentally' sent my boss a text message meant for my therapist, containing an elaborate plan to sneak my cat into the office as my "emotional support animal." My boss replied with a simple "Denied." My dreams of a feline-fueled workspace shattered. FML

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By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Friday 6 February 2015 11:08

What grown man brings their cat to work

Jasim 17

Friday 6 February 2015 11:18

It would be a shame if someone left the door open.

Comments

penel96 15

Friday 6 February 2015 10:42

Can you report him?

Mightyrif 23

Friday 6 February 2015 11:25

Life isn't as easy as that.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 February 2015 10:47

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thevelociraptor 31

Friday 6 February 2015 11:27

Wtf?! Do you even have a subconscious? Gosh, that's enough internet for me for a while.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 February 2015 11:44

Gosh I said "landing" as in it survive on its feet. I love kitties :(

jerryj 27

Friday 6 February 2015 11:54

So, by your logic, you express your love by throwing said persons/objects out the window?

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 February 2015 12:05

Yes. Love is pain. Let me love you with my knife. Then a window landing.

SBurrke 11

Friday 6 February 2015 14:44

Do you know what sarcasm is number 17?

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 6 February 2015 15:39

I think you mean "conscience."

kipperin 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:00

Well 33, you don't.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Sunday 9 August 2015 11:40

Throw it out of the window? Nah, open the window and place it on the floor and let it run away? Definitely. He wouldn't be able to do shit against OP anyways because of the no pets policy. Should read "Today I was too pussy to stand up to my boss. FML." See what I did there?

hobbs96 26

Friday 6 February 2015 10:50

Shoulda turned the blame back around

VeganDarkLight 31

Friday 6 February 2015 10:57

For what?

pureportedpear 27

Friday 6 February 2015 10:58

Have you considered finding a new job? I would never work under a boss, who blames his own eployees for something that is obiosly his own fault, for more than necessary to find a new workplace