By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
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eyebrowzzz 21

What grown man brings their cat to work

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Jasim 17
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It would be a shame if someone left the door open.

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penel96 15
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Can you report him?

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Mightyrif 23
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Life isn't as easy as that.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

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thevelociraptor 31
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Wtf?! Do you even have a subconscious? Gosh, that's enough internet for me for a while.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Gosh I said "landing" as in it survive on its feet. I love kitties :(

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jerryj 27
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So, by your logic, you express your love by throwing said persons/objects out the window?

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Yes. Love is pain. Let me love you with my knife. Then a window landing.

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SBurrke 11
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Do you know what sarcasm is number 17?

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ohSNAPyall 26
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I think you mean "conscience."

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kipperin 18
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Well 33, you don't.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Throw it out of the window? Nah, open the window and place it on the floor and let it run away? Definitely. He wouldn't be able to do shit against OP anyways because of the no pets policy. Should read "Today I was too pussy to stand up to my boss. FML." See what I did there?

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hobbs96 26

Shoulda turned the blame back around

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pureportedpear 27
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Have you considered finding a new job? I would never work under a boss, who blames his own eployees for something that is obiosly his own fault, for more than necessary to find a new workplace

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IAmzephyr 22

Thats almost every boss ever lol

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HyunnK 18
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Said no one ever #6

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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Wait, your boss thinks you seriously peed on the floor? I'm sorry for your idiotic boss, OP!

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VeganDarkLight 31
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I don't think so. He/she knows it was his cat, but he blames OP for not holding it back from peeing on the floor.

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immaMonsta 8
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There seems to be a streak of idiotic bosses recently :-/ I hope you're able to report him or something for that OP.

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eyebrowzzz 21

What grown man brings their cat to work

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ilovesoccer1610 31
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Louis Litt does

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HyunnK 18
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That grow man does. But cats can be pretty cool.

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yuzuhere 21
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You just got Kitt- I mean, Litt up.

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GrinchFu1 27
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Your boss is an idiot. Everyone knows you don't leave crazy pussy unsupervised.

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Jasim 17
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It would be a shame if someone left the door open.

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newzealand 28
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Or opened up an air vent?

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Jasim 17
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I like the way you think.

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