Can you report him?

Life isn't as easy as that.

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Wtf?! Do you even have a subconscious? Gosh, that's enough internet for me for a while.

Gosh I said "landing" as in it survive on its feet. I love kitties :(

So, by your logic, you express your love by throwing said persons/objects out the window?

Yes. Love is pain. Let me love you with my knife. Then a window landing.

Do you know what sarcasm is number 17?

I think you mean "conscience."

Well 33, you don't.

Throw it out of the window? Nah, open the window and place it on the floor and let it run away? Definitely. He wouldn't be able to do shit against OP anyways because of the no pets policy. Should read "Today I was too pussy to stand up to my boss. FML." See what I did there?

Shoulda turned the blame back around

For what?

Have you considered finding a new job? I would never work under a boss, who blames his own eployees for something that is obiosly his own fault, for more than necessary to find a new workplace

Thats almost every boss ever lol

Said no one ever #6

Wait, your boss thinks you seriously peed on the floor? I'm sorry for your idiotic boss, OP!

I don't think so. He/she knows it was his cat, but he blames OP for not holding it back from peeing on the floor.

There seems to be a streak of idiotic bosses recently :-/ I hope you're able to report him or something for that OP.

What grown man brings their cat to work

YES!!!

Louis Litt does

That grow man does. But cats can be pretty cool.

You just got Kitt- I mean, Litt up.

Your boss is an idiot. Everyone knows you don't leave crazy pussy unsupervised.

It would be a shame if someone left the door open.

Or opened up an air vent?

I like the way you think.