By Anonymous - 09/05/2017 04:00
ALL FML
By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00
By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00
Pump and dump
By Anonymous - 07/05/2017 20:00
By SeeingGreen - 08/05/2017 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne
By please stay on the line - 07/05/2017 04:00
By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00
No Ragerts
By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00
By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Indianapolis
By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 04:00
By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45
By TinderStartsFires - 04/05/2017 16:49
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Indoctrination
By ZeroG57 - 04/05/2017 14:00
By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton
By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00
By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00
By Tigerlily - 03/05/2017 22:00
By yellowthumb - 03/05/2017 20:00
By soontobemurder - 03/05/2017 18:00
By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00
The long game
By helpme - 03/05/2017 02:00
By DamnMyOvaries - 02/05/2017 17:00 - United States - Groves
Wake up!
By Yippie - 02/05/2017 22:00 - Spain - Alcalá De Guadaira
By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00
Creepy
By trackdaddy - 02/05/2017 09:00 - United States - San Diego
WASTED
By dramaelf - 02/05/2017 16:31
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Hello everyone! I'm thrilled to know I've entertained strangers on the internet! This took place last July, actually. As for how I did this, I'm just incredibly clumsy and landed on my left knee at just the wrong angle. To make matters worse, I was on vacation in Williamsburg VA and it was 110 degrees every day, and I had to walk everywhere with an black foam knee immobilizer that went from my ankle to my thigh. My proudest moment was when an 80 year old man had to help me down the stairs. My physical therapy paid off, and I'm back to normal, though apparently I'm a bit knock-kneed and need to be more careful. Thanks for all the good wishes!
Fit as a fiddle
By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík
By jennisyn - 02/05/2017 08:33 - United States - Newland
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This did happen on Wednesday, April 26, aka Administrative Professionals Day. It's a service company and it just burned me up processing bonuses for the men while the women got flowers. It made the ladies feel unappreciated. The work takes everyone. As for it not appearing until Sunday, there is clearly a lag in the time in uploading a FML and it being published.
By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 05:00 - Canada - Toronto
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Hiya Guys n' Gals, OP here! First up, we'd already met before, gone on a couple of dates etc, but this was never exactly a romantic thing. Second, I said "Hell no!" (seriously!), yelled at them both for a bit, then left. Third, while many people may be into sleeping with married people, threesomes, etc, I'm not, because it gets too complicated (the whole point of this was to AVOID complications). So yeah, little rant over.