Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML

By forgetable - 28/4/2019 02:00

I agree, your life sucks

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7797905 - Sunday 28 April 2019 3:41

See, you did a nice thing and got rewarded with some pleasant butt sex.

Where’s the FML?

By davidfong | 14

#7797896 - Sunday 28 April 2019 2:37

No good deed goes unpunished.

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By davidfong | 14

#7797896 - Sunday 28 April 2019 2:37

No good deed goes unpunished.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7797905 - Sunday 28 April 2019 3:41

See, you did a nice thing and got rewarded with some pleasant butt sex.

Where’s the FML?

By Nix188 | 13

#7798134 - Monday 29 April 2019 3:11

I remember a snowy night in the state of OR. going up a hill. reach the top and on the downslope, a Mercedes was sideways blocking the road. being in a d21 pickup, I just barely dodge the thing by going offroad in a big ditch/front yard of some house. axle cracked. I know the feeling, RIP.