Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
See, you did a nice thing and got rewarded with some pleasant butt sex. Where’s the FML?
Nix188 13
I remember a snowy night in the state of OR. going up a hill. reach the top and on the downslope, a Mercedes was sideways blocking the road. being in a d21 pickup, I just barely dodge the thing by going offroad in a big ditch/front yard of some house. axle cracked. I know the feeling, RIP.
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RichardPencil 32
See, you did a nice thing and got rewarded with some pleasant butt sex. Where’s the FML?
Nix188 13
I remember a snowy night in the state of OR. going up a hill. reach the top and on the downslope, a Mercedes was sideways blocking the road. being in a d21 pickup, I just barely dodge the thing by going offroad in a big ditch/front yard of some house. axle cracked. I know the feeling, RIP.