Today, my moron of a teenager drank lube to lubricate his throat...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2019 04:00

Today, my moron of a teenager drank lube to lubricate his throat during a coughing fit, thinking it would take away the itchiness in his throat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 27 April 2019 4:16

Moron? Really?!?! To me, that seems like a pretty slick move.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 27 April 2019 4:32

His boyfriend probably told him to do that for other reasons.

MidnaLink 33

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Saturday 27 April 2019 4:15

Poison control, they’re probably wonderful people right now.

Bubbilility 27

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Sunday 28 April 2019 10:09

Oh... I thought, like, edible lube... but if it's car lube it will certainly stop the itching.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 27 April 2019 4:16

Moron? Really?!?! To me, that seems like a pretty slick move.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 27 April 2019 4:32

His boyfriend probably told him to do that for other reasons.

julfunky 29

Saturday 27 April 2019 5:56

He’s only a moron if it didn’t work..

CaptLightbulb 9

Saturday 27 April 2019 6:48

...did it work?

alycion 38

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Saturday 27 April 2019 10:56

Sometimes anything is worth a try.

manb91uk 22

Saturday 27 April 2019 11:39

Lube is non-toxic so I can see the logic there. At least he's the kind of person who tries new things... Question is.. Whose lube was it? And are you more pissed off because you don't have any left anymore?

manb91uk 22

Monday 29 April 2019 0:16

Well, after I swallowed your dad's lubed-up cock, I felt bloody lovely! Shame his most defective sperm swims fastest though, you could have been SO much more!