Today, my moron of a teenager drank lube to lubricate his throat during a coughing fit, thinking it would take away the itchiness in his throat. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
Moron? Really?!?! To me, that seems like a pretty slick move.
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bloopaloop
| 27
His boyfriend probably told him to do that for other reasons.
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MidnaLink
| 32
Poison control, they’re probably wonderful people right now.
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Bubbilility
| 27
Oh... I thought, like, edible lube... but if it's car lube it will certainly stop the itching.
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RichardPencil
| 29
Moron? Really?!?! To me, that seems like a pretty slick move.
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bloopaloop
| 27
His boyfriend probably told him to do that for other reasons.
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julfunky
| 29
He’s only a moron if it didn’t work..
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CaptLightbulb
| 9
...did it work?
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alycion
| 38
Sometimes anything is worth a try.
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davidfong
| 14
Whiles he’s at the er have them cut his balls off so he can’t reproduce we already have enough idiots on earth
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manb91uk
| 22
Lube is non-toxic so I can see the logic there. At least he's the kind of person who tries new things... Question is.. Whose lube was it? And are you more pissed off because you don't have any left anymore?
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davidfong
| 14
How about you have some lube and let us know how you feel after and your not allowed to go to the dr.
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manb91uk
| 22
Well, after I swallowed your dad's lubed-up cock, I felt bloody lovely!
Shame his most defective sperm swims fastest though, you could have been SO much more!
Shame his most defective sperm swims fastest though, you could have been SO much more!
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protoskore
| 26
If ever an FML required a followup, it is this one
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cperagui
| 18
oh no...this is why sex education is so important.