FML : Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only...

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GopherJR / Monday 19 January 2009 01:07 / Canada

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By jim_witness | 0

#24676 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

No he lives in Alaska.

By la6437 | 0

#4120814 - Sunday 4 March 2012 17:30

Maybe it's karma for your horrible use of commas.

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By jim_witness | 0

#24676 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

No he lives in Alaska.

By Melodyfire | 0

#127174 - Monday 20 April 2009 18:49

technology does the darndest things!

By 24788 | 5

#159159 - Friday 1 May 2009 6:59

lol, that sucks.

By redbluegreen | 40

#241813 - Friday 29 May 2009 9:18

Dang, you're 21.
You don't need a dating website to find a girl. Seriously.

sabrinaacrow | 26

#5487912 - Saturday 11 May 2013 18:30

Exactly, I'm sure OP can get a girlfriend without restoring to a dating site

evilamoebaattack | 20

#6128655 - Thursday 27 November 2014 5:49

resorting. sorry but i had to.

By thefury | 0

#607941 - Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:52

ya you must live in the middle of a desert or something.

By LookinLikeDrake | 0

#972332 - Thursday 1 April 2010 2:20

lolol well she must have said the same shit

By Love2Laugh97 | 0

#981186 - Sunday 18 April 2010 5:04

hahaha

By 88sforlife | 0

#981511 - Sunday 18 April 2010 22:07

Hey Dude

By Norther | 1

#1402784 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 7:52

damn!
Get outside, and find a woman, dude!

By Z_Thorn | 0

#1791009 - Saturday 4 December 2010 7:03

Awwww im sorry to hear that!!! Da bitch aint worth yo time sweety! Be greatful you found out now! :)

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