Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Sertorius 10
Good thing you weren't having a serious medical episode (well, I assume, since you appear to still be alive). Someone who is having those sorts of symptoms should not be left alone. You can die from food poisoning (or many other conditions with similar symptoms...).
colderthanyou 15
Wtf does their wealth have to do with anything? And you don’t know if they’re actually rich or not. I’d be pissed whether I was rich or poor if I was stuck in their situation.
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Sertorius 10
Good thing you weren't having a serious medical episode (well, I assume, since you appear to still be alive). Someone who is having those sorts of symptoms should not be left alone. You can die from food poisoning (or many other conditions with similar symptoms...).
donb23 23
Got stuff coming out of both ends eh?
logicalliv 9
Well, at least if you're alone at the beach house, you can walk around naked while your clothing is in the wash. Maybe keep some clothes there in the future? Heck order some new ones from Amazon overnight, or have wal-mart deliver some to you. :)