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The bisquits were fine lol they weren't what caught fire,
the oven was what caught fire, a very tiny fire to clarify. oven just needed to be cleaned.
thought it'd make a funny fml since my mom did just say not to burn the house down. and then that happened. XD

By  Sheogorath  |  4

My mom does the same thing to me while I'm driving. "Don't get a ticket! Don't speed." Gets ticket for going 4 over, so was everyone else. It's like they jinx us isn't it?