Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the...

By zuzu - 01/05/2019 14:00

Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML

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tounces7 27

Wednesday 1 May 2019 19:17

It probably just hasn't been cleaned in forever.

Richard Luna 1

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 14:17

How in the hell do you fuck up making biscuits smh next time pick up a sausage biscuit and hash browns for $1.50 at McDonald’s

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Richard Luna 1

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 14:17

How in the hell do you fuck up making biscuits smh next time pick up a sausage biscuit and hash browns for $1.50 at McDonald’s

Silverion Sairee 14

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Saturday 4 May 2019 9:41

The bisquits were fine lol they weren't what caught fire, the oven was what caught fire, a very tiny fire to clarify. oven just needed to be cleaned. thought it'd make a funny fml since my mom did just say not to burn the house down. and then that happened. XD

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 17:03

What do you expect from someone who’s drinking a couple of bottles of wine every day?

Silverion Sairee 14

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Saturday 4 May 2019 9:44

I don't drink wine but I know what fml this is referencing. xD

tounces7 27

Wednesday 1 May 2019 19:17

It probably just hasn't been cleaned in forever.

Silverion Sairee 14

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Saturday 4 May 2019 9:38

you're right, it hadn't been cleaned in forever. I cleaned it the next day XD (it was also the smallest fire about palm sized, blew it out like a candle)

Sheogorath 4

Friday 3 May 2019 20:27

My mom does the same thing to me while I'm driving. "Don't get a ticket! Don't speed." Gets ticket for going 4 over, so was everyone else. It's like they jinx us isn't it?