By zuzu - 01/05/2019 14:00

Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML
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It probably just hasn't been cleaned in forever.

How in the hell do you fuck up making biscuits smh next time pick up a sausage biscuit and hash browns for $1.50 at McDonald’s

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How in the hell do you fuck up making biscuits smh next time pick up a sausage biscuit and hash browns for $1.50 at McDonald’s

The bisquits were fine lol they weren't what caught fire, the oven was what caught fire, a very tiny fire to clarify. oven just needed to be cleaned. thought it'd make a funny fml since my mom did just say not to burn the house down. and then that happened. XD

What do you expect from someone who’s drinking a couple of bottles of wine every day?

I don't drink wine but I know what fml this is referencing. xD

It probably just hasn't been cleaned in forever.

you're right, it hadn't been cleaned in forever. I cleaned it the next day XD (it was also the smallest fire about palm sized, blew it out like a candle)

My mom does the same thing to me while I'm driving. "Don't get a ticket! Don't speed." Gets ticket for going 4 over, so was everyone else. It's like they jinx us isn't it?

i told her the next day that she had jinxed me. (she had gone to bed as i was making the biscuits)

If the house didn’t burn down, 👍

house survived and the biscuits were delicious. :D