FML : Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get...

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Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 November 2011 11:17 / Canada

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By Monkeysmommy1 | 0

#3601888 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:49

Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3601896 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:50

Caring is sharing. Don't let your mom intimidate you, keep your eye on the prize and go for it.

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By Monkeysmommy1 | 0

#3601888 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:49

Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#3601917 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:52

Says the lady who is kissing by force a rather unhappy kid..

gaganinia | 14

#3601943 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:56

scarryyyy!!!! D:

Monkeysmommy1 | 0

#3601958 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:57

Pretty sure that's a bit different from twice her age (at least) step daddy trying to ride the mother daughter train.

Pretty_reckless_fml | 18

#3616132 - Monday 21 November 2011 21:18

130- that's the joke 2 was making >< !!! :P

By ibanqnerdzz | 5

#3601890 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:49

Pervert . ! Runnnnnnn

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3601981 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:59

You can run but you can't hide..

yadisingh | 5

#3603129 - Friday 18 November 2011 22:01

I'm just wondering why you put a space between the '.' and the '!'. Or even why you put a space before the period? Or why you used a period and an exclamation mark.

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3601896 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:50

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sailorzoe | 14

#3601934 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:54

Bahahaha

davidisbeast | 12

#3602118 - Friday 18 November 2011 16:29

Isn't It sharing is caring ? Not the other way around.

every1luvsboners | 11

#3602136 - Friday 18 November 2011 16:33

I had it that way originally, but changed it. It makes sense both ways. It's like a double sided dildo during a game of tug-o-war.

frankboy | 0

#3604250 - Saturday 19 November 2011 4:30

Lmfao i love you

By LegalyWhite | 7

#3601899 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:50

Thats just messed up

By GoodLookingGeese | 10

#3601902 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:51

Sounds like your going to have a funny life since he moves in. Reminds me of a cartoon "Tom&Jerry".

EpicSquishii | 21

#3601945 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:56

Tom and Jerry....? Is that a reference to the cat-and-mouse game that this old pervert is purportedly planning to play (that's fun to say aloud) wirh his future step-daughter?

EpicSquishii | 21

#3601978 - Friday 18 November 2011 15:59

While "wirh" is also fun to say aloud, it was a definite fail on my part... ***with

murdersquirrel | 15

#3602341 - Friday 18 November 2011 17:40

Alliteration is fun.

GoodLookingGeese | 10

#3603230 - Friday 18 November 2011 22:30

The difference is that, when he will catch her the ending might get a bit different [kinky] then in the cartoon. ;) [wink] ;) [wink] - if you know what He (future stepdad) mean..