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By Matt - 30/04/2019 02:00

Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML
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Sady_Ct 37

How can you reverse sideways? What kind of car do you drive? My car isn’t as cool as yours, my reverse gear only takes me backwards, I need to trade this thing in!

Reversed sideways? What kinda tip do you get for that? I think I’ll just pick up my own pizza next time.

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Reversed sideways? What kinda tip do you get for that? I think I’ll just pick up my own pizza next time.

They reversed sideways and damaged their front bumper. I’m very confused as to how backing up makes you go to the side and damages the front.

Sady_Ct 37

How can you reverse sideways? What kind of car do you drive? My car isn’t as cool as yours, my reverse gear only takes me backwards, I need to trade this thing in!

only way I can picture this reverse sideways is that they had the wheel turned and was turning as they backed up. either way that's on them.

julfunky 29

You’re lucky you got a contract. After a driving display like that I can’t imagine any place wanting you delivering their shit.

I'm not getting the reversed sideways thing.