By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks "Can I lick your leg?" FML
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that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a fucking job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

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YDI for being a ho.

lol maybe's he's kinky?

you have a club in your room?

who cares!! at least u have dudes who want to lick u

How is that bad?

I fail to see the FML part of this. Is it because he had to ask or is it because you didn't want your leg licked? Regardless, I'm quite fond of licking/kissing the inner thigh of my girl and she enjoys it as well.

I also fail to see the FML in this

maybe she forgot to shave

Seriously, how is that an FML?

...how is this a FML?

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

I REMEMBER THAT ONE! THAT WAS THE FIRST FML I EVER READ WHEN I GOT THIS APP. Haha, I'm sorry, I just got excited.

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a fucking job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

haha what do you expect when you're picking up some random guy from a club?!

....and....did you let him?

I bet she let him lick her like she was covered in honey