FML : Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts...

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Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By cherry - / Friday 10 April 2009 09:43 / Australia

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By thereitgo | 0

#99728 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:05

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

By disadvantage | 0

#99732 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:05

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a fucking job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

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By Boob_fml | 6

#99717 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:03

YDI for being a ho.

By Karis_fml | 0

#99718 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:03

lol maybe's he's kinky?

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apfunction | 0

#888955 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 05:54

you have a club in your room?

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exotica_fml | 6

#914817 - Thursday 4 March 2010 10:00

who cares!! at least u have dudes who want to lick u

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chaos753159 | 4

#915981 - Friday 5 March 2010 04:59

did u let him?

By TerAki | 0

#99722 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:04

How is that bad?

By Jaywin | 3

#99723 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:04

I fail to see the FML part of this. Is it because he had to ask or is it because you didn't want your leg licked? Regardless, I'm quite fond of licking/kissing the inner thigh of my girl and she enjoys it as well.

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kevinwestonjonah | 0

#910083 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 05:58

wow

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ilovefatcats | 12

#976616 - Friday 9 April 2010 01:32

I also fail to see the FML in this

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hellasuper197 | 1

#3610625 - Sunday 20 November 2011 04:57

maybe she forgot to shave

By wink568 | 0

#99725 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:05

Seriously, how is that an FML?

By cbeaith | 0

#99726 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:04

...how is this a FML?

By thereitgo | 0

#99728 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:05

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

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im_a_squid | 25

#6441309 - Thursday 22 October 2015 12:46

I REMEMBER THAT ONE! THAT WAS THE FIRST FML I EVER READ WHEN I GOT THIS APP. Haha, I'm sorry, I just got excited.

By disadvantage | 0

#99732 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:05

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a fucking job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

By misskaymay | 0

#99735 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:06

haha what do you expect when you're picking up some random guy from a club?!

By Zoa_fml | 0

#99738 - Friday 10 April 2009 08:06

....and....did you let him?

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F_ur_life_douche | 0

#830764 - Saturday 6 February 2010 06:21

I bet she let him lick her like she was covered in honey

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