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By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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ALWAYS CHECK THE POCKETS, gawd how old are you and how long have you been washing clothes?!

Just tell her your cats did it... oh wait.

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Just tell her your cats did it... oh wait.

That's why cats r evil get a dog.

Haha that sucks 2nd xD

SayNo2Quack 0

L.a.w.l. 3rd!

The SIM card should still work, just buy her a new phone.

technobutterfly 0

Buy your cat a litter box.

ALWAYS CHECK THE POCKETS, gawd how old are you and how long have you been washing clothes?!

chrisw265 0

Shouldve checked those pocket! YDI

subletter? o.o

shanemaximo 7

A subletter is someone who rents a living space (i.e. bedroom or full domicile) from a party or individual who is in turn renting it from another party or individual. You are a subletter if you are renting from a renter.

Let her know what happened and buy her a new cell phone

That sucks. It's not entirely your fault though, since most people actually have their cell phones on them instead of in a pair of pants they're not wearing... If you just explain it nicely... It could be like an icebreaker! And a really funny story later.