FML : Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone...

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Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it

By j - / Thursday 4 June 2009 03:36 / Australia

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By HeyThereGorgeous | 0

#265178 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:46

German Shepherds are beautiful and sweet if trained correctly. Clearly this one wasn't

By Tehalon | 0

#265125 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:08

You gotta admit that it's funny :P

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By kelllieeee_ | 0

#265124 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

killerviral | 0

#832493 - Sunday 7 February 2010 7:13

you shoulda groweld back at the dog

robtuffguy | 0

#1006137 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 0:29

Nice rack, Kellie. ;)

GlobalElephant | 16

#2942795 - Thursday 21 July 2011 4:43

Jailbait

kay71095 | 9

#4497267 - Wednesday 30 May 2012 1:11

149- you look like a 12 year old boy, I'm sure she doesn't want you

By Tehalon | 0

#265125 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:08

You gotta admit that it's funny :P

By Dutchie2010 | 0

#265126 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:08

Not really an FML, but it does suck :P

Bobby64 | 28

#2931648 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:52

If it sucks, how is it not an FML?? This place is all about sucky lives.

By IllegalLight | 0

#265132 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:14

If you had gotten injured or dropped your groceries it would have been more of an FYL.

peacheso | 31

#6550177 - Wednesday 2 March 2016 8:16

what if op had a meeting to attend? I believe this is an FML, like all others.

By islandbreeze | 0

#265136 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:18

LOL aww it could have been a mean dog. You didn't know

By hpc4life | 0

#265137 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:19

Wow puss much? Hes tied up...

noobgang7 | 5

#885852 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:03

beside his bike

pun619 | 0

#960800 - Thursday 18 March 2010 4:15

its a her

By wezlay | 0

#265143 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:24

Maybe u shud watch sum ceaser Milan

By Spider_fml | 9

#265148 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:26

@ #6, doesn't really count if you're in range, now does it?

Poor you. At least it wasn't raining right? ;)

By brittanycraze | 0

#265157 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:31

#6-Yeah, asshat, tied up to the same fucking bike rack. You go unlock your bike from a rack with a snarling dog. ESPECIALLY a german shephard. Those fuckers bite, and they don't care that you just want your bike back.

CamBam97 | 7

#6215336 - Friday 27 February 2015 4:27

6 is a bitch, fuck him

By Bleep_fml | 0

#265160 - Thursday 4 June 2009 12:31

Do you have a phobia or something? Dogs generally don't attack people out of nowhere, so you shouldn't have had a problem getting your bike out of the rack.

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