Miscellaneous: Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 01:34 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

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reachaxe 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:08

Next time cut them after a warm bath!

capscapscaps43 14

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:08

Lol this is disgusting yet amusing.

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reachaxe 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:08

Next time cut them after a warm bath!

JustinJK 21

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:31

I was going to suggest this as well because I have think nails. I always soak them before trimming them. Filing works really good as well

andrmac 25

Saturday 6 February 2016 21:31

Mine don't cut without showering 1st.

capscapscaps43 14

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:08

Lol this is disgusting yet amusing.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:10

Pull a dumb and dumber and break out the grinder bud.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Saturday 6 February 2016 21:17

You uncultured swine, dumb and dumber is one of the best movies of all time!!! How dare you thumb down my reference. Lol

deathstroke990 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 22:44

"you uncultured swine dumb and dumber is one of the best movies of all time!!!" a sentence I never thought I'd see

M3DO 24

Saturday 6 February 2016 22:54

It's the Internet. You'll read a lot worse sentences.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 6 February 2016 23:00

Something like "Biodome is the best movie of all time"?

Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:06

Oh god, Biodome, I forgot that existed. Wish I had never seen it.

thatsjustgreat1 16

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:12

Use a belt sander?

BlueBaronBitch 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:14

Ouch o_o hope your eye is okay.. I would make a pun but I feel this isn't the best situation to haha

BlueBaronBitch 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:19

If you wanted the pun; I think you should have kept a better eye out while clipping ;)

BlackBoyFly 11

Sunday 7 February 2016 8:10

You're my hero.

BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 14:39

I go where I am needed.

TxAsMaD3 19

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:14

Eye did not see that coming is what OP must have thought... I'll see myself out

trollcrusher 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 22:36

I'm a nice guy; I'll hold the door open for you.

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:53

#30 make sure to lock it please

pete9913 23

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:15

added to my favorites, this is hilarious!!

TheySaidWhat 9

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:16

Nailed it!

WCARlover 34

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:17

All jokes aside, that actually sounds pretty painful

weird_adult 27

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:21

Eye think your toenails are trying to blind you

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