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Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML


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On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

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I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 1:08pm by Hunthas

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Raisins in cookies are the reasons why I have trust issues

#6 - On 08/11/2014 at 1:09pm by Marie54321

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