By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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Queensland 27
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He's lovin' it.

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lil_ham1644 29
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Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

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Queensland 27
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He's lovin' it.

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MissSatan 16
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Just wait 'til he takes it to bed

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jellybeens_fml 16
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Customer be like "I can eat you all day"

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cryssycakesx3 22

gettin' that big Mac special sauce...

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JMichael 25

I want to know if he named it Patty and sang a catchy musical number to it.

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kyu_Q 19

pada pa pa paaaa

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Brandi_Faith 33
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I can just picture him whispering "I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy."

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Jessj958 19

#44 that was the first thing that came to mind after reading this! :)

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shadokis 15
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He wanted it his way

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alexcr344 7
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Somebody needs help

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tanekdrachonae 19
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Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen. I promise you'll like it.

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brivielle 15
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I'd have passed by and "mistakenly" stuck a toothpick in the burger. Or mistakenly thrown a knife at it. Homicide!

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Reaper5639 16
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Shame on you for wanting to crush a good relationship between man and burger.

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Bentonic 11
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Nah, seems like he had the situation under control.

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tony1891 22

Someone forgot to take their meds ...or took the wrong one

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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...or doesn't have any. yet.

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silvercamaro 22
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Or he just has an intense love for burgers, I know I do.

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Kyle1dc 17

or he probably forgot about pizza and ramen...

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lil_ham1644 29
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Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

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ladyLALAA 28
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I swear you're going to a better place!

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markcallanan_ 20

Oh god, run for it while you still can.

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mallu86 9
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Run for the burger? No way. He's having a romantic date with it.

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kimilicious 9
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the love between a man and his food is special.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Cheeseburger in paradise

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JBChristian 47
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OP just be careful where you pet it, it might not like to be touched there ;)

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BreathingClover 19
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sounds delicious

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jsp16 24
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Any cheesy quotes made to the burger?

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Kyle1dc 17

Burger lover: Lettuce run away together! You mayo may not want to but we were made for each other. I want to ketchup with your heart.... OK I'm done now.

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PiinkVanilla 15
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He's gonna be the one laughing when one of those things comes alive and enslaves the human race and he is the only one spared because of his loyalty.

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mackdeezy 22
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I've heard of food sex but this is ridiculous.

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