Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
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Hunthas 17
I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D
orphanclubber 8
You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking
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Comments (95)
ToxxicNeko 12
First encounter with an employee that's tripping balls on the job?? Don't worry. You'll probably see more.
AloysiusWeasley 15
That. Seriously, no way they weren't on something.
808andheartbreak 16
Fml to the kid who can't differentiate the two lol
GlasgowSneer 13
So if there were "bugs" in there, then he'd just pick it out and then eat it? Seems logical.
enphinitie 20
I'm wondering why the employee, thinking there were bugs in it, thought that the appropriate course of action was to pluck them out. I don't know how that makes me feel as a possible customer.. D:
CrazyManNo9 29
Hope you're paying him $15/hour... <grin>
mattrd_fml 31
I used to work at auntie Annes pretzels. my cousin used ti kill flies and add them to the raisin dough and would then sell them and watch the customers eats them. :-/
ohhsnappitsme 15
Has anyone thought that maybe the employee has poor eyesight? Cause I don't think cookies normally have bugs in them.
merekat95 14
I worked at McDonald's last year and we didn't have raisin cookies? Only chocolate chip.
nandybear 19
Well you don't hire them for their brains
Spadoinkle 10
Ah, yes, the dreaded fast food employee. I worked in fast food for a few years, and I know exactly what you are dealing with. Of course, you can have these people working practically anywhere, but you can get some special ones in fast food. I remember one time a girl I worked with called the dehydrated onions (dehydes, as we called them) bee hides. She couldn't understand what was so funny every time she said it.