By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville
Same thing different taste
By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States
Grandma rocks!
By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale
Her House, Her Rules.
By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03
OCD or asshole?
By Ellie - 23/07/2024 23:00 - United States
A pot to piss in
By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol
By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States
Never? NEVER?!
By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00
Quality family time
By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero
By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon
Clean
By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad
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Sneezing is really rude though dude.
Yeah seriously. If you've ever sneezed don't even think of coming near me
Would you like me to fix your sarcasm detector, or does it just need new batteries?
Sometimes sarcasm can't be detected :/
If you can't detect this sarcasm then something is wrong.
@54 it looks like you need new batteries for your sarcasm detector
Its punishable by death in some parts of the world
Sarcasm fine. Being a bitch is not.
Why are you helping her clean? Ps bless you
Maybe her grandma is old, so she needs some help?
It really doesn't sound like she deserves the help. Even if she's family. She should at least appreciate what OP is doing.
I'll get the tissues! For the sneezing, of course..
Or bring your black friend over and fap them while they sneeze.
#46 I see what #43 is saying though. Everyone always assumes if the word racist is involved it's against blacks.
No, 62, **** that penis joke. What you said was head on, especially seeing as OP lives in the U.S. I'm black and didn't take any offense to you assuming that she was racist against blacks, because more than likely that's the case.
No MASTURBATING?!?! Leave...
Leave while you still can!
Stand outside the window of the house, masturbating furiously and very loudly, and don't ever break eye contact with her.
Would you do that to your grandma?
I'd do it to his.
Reminds me of a joke I heard: Chuck Norris is so tough, one day his mom walked in on him masturbating, so he looked her in the eye...and finished.
incest
*wincest
While wearing a tshirt that says "I
As long as she bakes cookies, she is still a good grandmother.
Does that make me a good grandma??? :) Just kidding I can't bake if my life depended on it ._.
This isn't to converse, make a constructive comment and keep it moving. ^
Not really. When the urge is on, it's ON.
I can never ********** outside my home. I don't understand how people can do it in random places. Yet, oddly enough, I've had sex in so many random places... Call me weird.
I've done it in plenty of other houses. Like 21 said, when you get the urge, there's no stopping it until you take care of it.
My friends grandma is getting on in years becoming senile and racist. In public she constantly loudly points out the "Mus-lums" and "fatties". Once I died my blonde hair red and she spent the day calling me "ranga" and pulling my hair. It's impossible to explain to her why this behavior is wrong.
#39, its true my Grandmother lives in Florida. She's considering moving just because an Asian family moved next to her.
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Sneezing is really rude though dude.
Fap and sneeze at the same time. Show her who's boss.