Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Today, I made a small batch of cookies and took them to work. Mostly everyone took one, but nobody said anything until I asked how they were. Someone asked what my recipe was, because it tasted like I'd forgot to add sugar. I bit into one. I had. The cookies tasted like muddy mush. FML
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Hunthas 17
I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D
orphanclubber 8
You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking
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Comments (95)
VonBlitzkrieg 27
So you guys (a food joint) have somebody working for you that doesn't know what rains look like? And if he thought they were bugs, why the hell you he be picking them off? What was he going to do?
Nymeria_fml 25
Picking off rains must be difficult.
Pleonasm 36
So that was what Tay Zonday meant when he sang Chocolate Rain; he was just confused by raisin cookies.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't understand his thought process either. So he thought they were bugs, but he was going to pick them off and then what..put them back on the shelf for people to buy? He didn't think people might get sick from eating a cookie that previously had a bunch of dead bugs in them? So unsanitary and gross! Yuck.
askullnamedbilly 33
Even worse, they have someone working for them whose reaction to finding BUGS in the food would be to pick them out and still sell it. I seriously hope that guy was high as a kite.
Mauskau 36
Maybe he was going to put them in the bin, not put them back on the shelf? That or he was making an excuse and just wanted to eat raisins.
rebeal 2
he was high!
angelchappell 2
i think they should drug test. really? bugs? who mistakes rasins for bugs .
gramirez23 9
Raisin cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..
LittleBells 17
Already have been said
echosong 16
Said and done, man.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Wow, I love oatmeal raisin cookies x_x I wasn't aware that there was so much disdain for them.
DontClickOnMe 28
I know right! So far, most of the comments are about the hate for them. I mean yeah, I would rather have chocolate chip cookies, but oatmeal raisin cookies are also good.
PsychoOtaku 7
Me too! The people hating on them don't know how good they are.
JRT98 12
You are all wrong, real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies!
silveronica5 12
Yeah, they're my favourite type of cookies
Memma_fml 14
Employee sure made a fool of him/her self
23lf 16
If your eating at fast food, odds are you weren't smart enough to get a job an get quality food. No offense OP
miss_amphetamine 24
#22, what? I believe the FML clearly states that OP has a job lol
23lf 16
I meant no offense to OP by insulting the food made there.
TaylorWhiteGirl 15
And what's wrong with eating at fast food? It's delicious! Plus someone's intelligence and their food preference have nothing to do with each other.
Pleonasm 36
I wouldn't take advice on being smart by someone who doesn't know the difference between your and you're. Anyone who thinks that being partial to a fast food joint from time to time= not having intelligence= not being able to land a job is someone too dumb to insult. I'd start quoting the "Everyone is now dumber" speech from Billy Madison but it'd be lost on you.
23lf 16
I notice how stupid this comment was. If only I can delete it. Also, I know the difference in your and you're, but I typed this while tired and has a headache.
miss_amphetamine 24
And this is why you shouldn't do acid at work.
thundermoo 16
False. This is why you should always do acid at work. I bet those "bugs" were delicious.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like it's time to try just oatmeal cookies if they are not made already
ethan_unoxx 29
I hate raisins. anyone with me?
tony1891 22
why do people hate raisins? They're a great source of fiber.
ethan_unoxx 29
I don't like them because they make me poop
xLIGHTS_fml 23
I don't mind raisins by itself, but I get pissed off every time they turn out to be raisin cookies rather than chocolate chip.
Zougibourg_fml 6
#51 Because other food don't make you poop?
aire101 16
I hope you weren't the hiring manager for that one...