Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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Top comments
Hunthas 17
I think I would rather have bugs in my food than raisins :D
orphanclubber 8
You don't just let it slide if someone Is attractive I hope you are joking
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Comments (95)
Realhomesley 5
seems like you have an Einstein of food service on your hands!
siggy_mcsigx 22
Maybe he was high...the raisins were moving so he thought they were bugs? Besides only a high person would lick the bugs away.
megadki14 6
to know she would have served them if there really were bugs...
Saraishi 25
Hurr durr.
thes7274473 19
I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed that they were stupid enough to think the raisins were bugs, or that they planed to pick bugs out of cookies and sell them like nothing was ever wrong with them.
tbon3r 15
maybe she's going craisin.
Osyx 20
Sounds like that Yo mama joke :d "yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the m&m's factory for picking out the" w"'s"
angelchappell 2
drugs much? time to test...
LRSandTJB412 8
You shouldn't hire people that are on drugs lol.
nellyphant 18
Why the he'll is he picking the "bugs" off the cookies?! Surely if there really were bugs on them you'd just throw them away? That's the most concerning part of this fml!